benderliam:

liam1payne:

So… Are we supposed to pretend Jennifer Lawrence has never done anything wrong because something horrific happened to her…

no but we shouldn’t pretend like that’s any reason not to defend her for a violation of her privacy

I cannot keep being sick. I cannot keep being depressed. I have to get better and soon. Ugh.

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.